Dummy Thicc Gelatinous Cube Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Few adventurers can resist the mesmerizing jiggle of a Gelatinous Cube's dummy thicc booty. Once those butt cheeks start moving, they don't stop until it's too late! The dump truck for a rump is enough to wipe out the entire party.

The much safer option is to wear this shirt as a D&D gift for the Dungeon Master and anyone who loves Dungeons and Dragons. We hand-print each shirt using high-quality inks, ensuring that the design stays vibrant after every wash. We guarantee that your shirt's jiggly derrière will make the gaming table stare!

Get off your rear and grab your D&D shirt today!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!